Thursday, February 6, 2014

Why Dogs Are Not Kids


If one of my kids did this they would feel terrible about being a jerk.  This dog just bounces around with a "Look at what I discovered inside this ball!  It's amazing!  Don't you just want to taste a little?  You can have a little.  Not too much.  I like food.  I like to put food in my mouth.  I like to put everything in my mouth.  I like to chew on everything just a little.  Unless it's good then I chew on it a lot.  Look at me!  I can hop around!  I have some fur!  Want to touch it?  Can I bite your hand?  I'm going to bite your hand."  At about that point, Nels will interrupt her to take the ball away and throw it in the garbage.  And that's why I like kids more than dogs.

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