Tuesday, May 31, 2011

How to Entertain...

...A PRESCHOOLER!

Take him to see a giant bear and tell him you don't think it'll eat him.
Bear

Take him to see a tiny hamster and tell him it will most certainly eat him if he were a corn kernel.
Hamster

...A BABY!

Call him "Lardee".
Fat

Stay out of his way while he spends the next hour trying to punch you.
Punch

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